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you never put away your phone
you never put away your phone
i know the times have changed
and this song's gonna make me sound deranged
but still i want you to put away your phone
you are my twenty-first century girl
you've been all around the world
took a trip, a great big whirl
and you captured the proof upon your phone
you never put away your phone
hell, that's even how we met
when you swiped right not left
you were just a picture in my phone
i am your twenty-first century boy
i don't get a whole lotta joy
from this stupid plastic toy
but i got nothing to replace my phone
we never put away our phones
thank god you never look me in the eyes
'cause i got nothing to say to you but lies
but still i'd like you to put away your phone
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sometimes you get the notion
open your window: what do you see?
you see a whole world struggling to breathe
sometimes you get the notion to turn this thing around
but life is an ocean and you live underground
so you turn off the lights when you leave a room
'cause the dead don't need illumination in their tombs
sometimes you get the notion to tear this thing apart
but you know in your heart that you're not that smart
so you write all the papers for your college class
discuss oppression while you're smoking your grass
sometimes you get the notion to kill, kill, kill
is it the violence or the change that'll give you your thrill?
so you sign the petition and you go to the march
then you turn and run farther when the cops start to charge
sometimes you get the notion to run away and quit
but what're you gonna do without the internet?
so you just buy all your meat from a local farm
that somehow kills without causing any harm
sometimes you get the notion that you've done your share
there's more work to be done but you just don't care
so you take your finger and raise it to the sky
you go down to the store and you buy, buy, buy
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unpatriotic rotten doctor commie rats
carrie had a husband, carrie had a man
home in new york they do what they can
they used to want to change this whole world around
got a lot of opinions but they didn't know how
and their friends don't help 'cause their friends don't know
how to make a difference when change is so slow
now carrie's husband is a tv man
he writes all the scripts for the tv scam
carrie read a story in the new york times
'bout colombian rebels living in the sunshine
so she got her things, packed up her trunk
she hasn't had sex with mark in a month
she wants to go down spread her money around
she wants to go down underground
she wants to be a revolutionary
a guerrilla fighter in the bushes and the trees
she wants to go where she can do her best
she wants to go where change might come fast
carrie's doing great, carrie's doing fine
got a new man and another on the line
she feels confident and she feels so strong
now that she's learned how to fire a gun
and she carries her kalashnikov around with her
revels in the power that it infers
mark's pretty worried, he's such a good guy
he spends a lot of money on a private eye
he finds out where she's been and he's none too pleased
so he boards a plane flies over belize
he flies over nicaragua, over panama
lands in the jungle in colombia
he searches for days 'til he finds where she's hiding
comes to tell her that she's gotta quit trying
when they hear a plane fly through the sky
and a bomb falls out of its unmarked side
now carrie and mark's cold war is done
another revolution's been outrun
way back home, the c.i.a.
pat each other's back for a banner day
the director stands behind the buffet
opens his mouth wide to say:
"we gotta protect americans no matter what the cost
might be to them"
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Another Side
04:36
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another side
this story takes place in 1964 and like the best
it's set in new york city
our hero is a boy named johnny: seventeen
and feeling free
johnny and his friends keep their circle tight
they are children of privilege one and all
they spend several hours inside of record stores
and then search for rubes to buy them alcohol
you can tell that they're cool, you can check their cards
well, they're living freewheelin' shoulda seen 'em when the times changed hard
johnny sends a note across the class to mary and she
reads it aloud to her friends
it says meet me at the gaslight at a quarter to eight and we can see
phil ochs hang his head
see, they really liked those headline songs
they don't got no time for love
and they all talked for hours about
how everybody's got the same blood
you can see that they're part of the modern moral guard
well, they loved freewheelin' shoulda seen 'em when the times changed hard
now summer's burning strong, manhattan she's so sweaty, oh the city
belongs to horny teens
walking down fourth street johnny feels like a king, standing
next to his queen
he takes a puff of grass, he checks out mary's ass
he's pretty sure he's gonna have a good night
a thousand miles south they just found chaney's body but
that's not gonna bother him tonight
he knows there's too many black bodies in the graveyard
but he's living freewheelin' shoulda seen him when his dick got hard
four days later, johnny he's at mary's and they're smoking
next to the player
got a brand new record from their favourite man: their jesus
and their creator
but they don't like this other side of him
how could he write so small?
see, an album's worth of mystery love songs
just ain't worth nothing at all
their hero went and left 'em, he showed such disregard
well, they loved freewheelin' shoulda seen 'em when the times changed hard
but they're too cool for this other side, don't like this romantic blowhard
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Midnight Drinking Choir
03:21
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midnight drinking choir
we talked for hours with the lights off
growing stronger as we grew more soft
and i couldn't help but be aware
of the black nighttime glare
tearing in from across the square
and i felt like a man, i had you and you were rare
i was in bed and you were there
sometime later, years have gone by
still wanna cry but my eyes are dry
and i don't know what to do
when my thoughts decide to fix on you
these images in my head like tattoos
waiting for me to review
waiting for me to misconstrue
waiting for me to approximate some kind of breakthrough
but when i can stand outside my mind
i know that by the past i've been confined
i know that i've been running blind
and i've been lying
when i go out to meet someone new
all i see are these sad tired dudes
drinking primarily
to feel less functionary, arbitrary, ordinary
to make their lives seem a little less stationary
and really just to not have such a dense obituary
their fogless eyes gleam and criticize
when they alight upon their prize
they walk up and they advertise
no one gets a word in edgewise
as they loudly theorize
and show you how to better fraternize
you better believe that they capitalize, commercialize, fictionalize
but they never empathize, collectivize, romanticize
my biggest sin is i romanticize
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picture plans of vision red
i used to dream of answers in the form of mescaline
shamans on the roadside calling out with mandolins
so i flew to arizona in a plane my god had built
to find wise men or women and deny my modern guilt
i’d drive all night to find 'em if i only had a car
and also a license and just a little wherewithal
somebody out there knows the things that i don’t know
i don’t know how to find them so i guess that i’ll just go
that’s how i found myself in the desert with no clothes
having sucked all of the moisture out of my knee socks and my gloves
i happened upon a cabin guarded by three rattlesnakes
they asked me three riddles and they spat right in my face
but i still got 'em right and i asked 'em for three more
been trying to be pickier about my friends but man, i was bored
then maria launches over the hill and i forget my name
she says nice to meet you and i tell her just the same
i spent a pleasant lifetime lapping at her pleasant life
we made happiness look sad and i called her my wife
in a ceremony presided over by snakes and hawks and dogs
we were all overfed and none of us had jobs
but i started staring blankly out the window like i do
for hours and hours and hours and hours and hours yes it’s true
figure it’s time to be moving on, i gotta find my truth
took me thirty-six hours but i remembered just how to move
it’s true there’s nothing better than being free out on the road
but i was impatient and i wanted to know where to go
i’d stolen somebody’s bicycle and i covered so much ground
leaving my little line behind me like a flag jack ruby unwound
still i was no closer to finding a shaman or an answer
couldn’t help thinking of maria, my snake-charming dancer
when up beside me rolls a girl on a motorcycle
couldn’t tell just from looking if she was friendly or homicidal
we had a pretty good time, me and her and that hog
i liked her and it cause they were unpretentious and 100% analog
we pictured plans of vision read, i watched her rip a page
out of a book that had no cover, all about the iron age
she stuck it on my face with glue, and i went around like that
tryna learn by teaching, but my only students were bats
they couldn’t even read it unless i acted out the sounds
so i took them to an optometrist in the nearest two horse town
sure ain’t easy to get there, since they can’t see and neither can i
thanks to the page hanging from my forehead and covering my eyes
i hear maria driving by, gone blind as the bats and myself
don’t know how to tell her than i’m on somebody else
my bats sit down in the waiting room, there’s a palpable sense of suspense
maria walks right in the door, and, well, that makes sense
when their operation’s done my bats take one long look at me
tell me my page is just unmarked bark from a decidedly coniferous tree
well i rip the thing right off, and the light confounds my eyes
maria floats right off the table, anaesthetic's keeping her high
when her operation’s done and they remove her surgical mask
we see each other like for the first time with a fateful flash
"i love you," she says to me, "i love you" i say to her
let’s never be apart again it’s always you i prefer
now we live together in her cabin in the sand
i guess i found my shaman and she likes to hold my hand
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7. |
Bowling Green Blues
02:08
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bowling green blues
a young man went out walking one day
into the pastoral pastures of the usa
bowling green, kentucky
he had a weird misshapen lump
into the back of his jeans something was tucked
could it be a gun? or a knife?
or a goddam hydrogen bomb?
no, it was his wallet
and he bought a donut.
well, now the police are on high alert in
bowling green, kentucky
got swat teams, helicopters, snipers in the dirt in
bowling green, kentucky
we've got to protect these citizens from themselves
now every time an ant comes out of its hill in bowling green
the mayor gets on a private line and calls the president's personal team
he says we're so lucky to be here in kentucky with no terrorist schemes
and kellyanne conway says, "put the phone down, friend! keep your eyes on that green!
you've no idea just how clean these people can be"
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So I Started a Meme Page
03:37
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so i started a meme page
so i started a meme page and it’s doing pretty good
got a couple hundred followers before the week was did
and i don’t know what i’m doing, i’m just stabbing in the dark
but as i’m writing this song i just got followed by @gayvapeshark
and i know where i’m going: where the pizza hits the sky
so i started a meme page and it’s doing even better
got a couple thousand followers, i’m like a damn chain letter
i lay awake at night wishing for another like
or better yet a comment - give that engagement rate a hike
and i know where i’m going: where the pizza hits the sky
so i started a meme page and it’s doing awful grand
i make a thousand bucks a week off of off brand ads
pretty soon the curtain’ll fall, i’m gonna pull a bait and switch
this is now mckinnon’s account and you’re all fans of his
and i know where i’m going: where the pizza hits the sky
so i started a meme page, now i’m on a world tour
living like bob dylan but my material is newer
getting 9.6 from pitchfork and who cares what where else
i’m drinking up a storm, yeah, i’m loosening my belts
and i know where i’m going: where the pizza hits the sky
so i started a meme page and i’m living like the charmed
i'm starting to wonder if i shouldn't be more alarmed
'cause whenever i think i've found a real pizza in the sky
it turns out i'm just dreaming or else i'm getting high
and i know where i'm going, though my grammies do belie
that i'm never gonna get there, not where the pizza hits the sky
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9. |
St. Urbain & Fairmount
02:19
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st. urbain & fairmount
at st. urbain and fairmount bagels fill the air
there's an expiration date printed on this affair
or so i'm told
and from your window i saw the old men in their hasidic hats
and i saw the hip young girls and they all wore short pants
must be cold
and when snow falls in october
when leaves and limbs are dry
when québec's turned white, and ontario's on fire
it's friction keeps us spry
i felt the night wind blowing as i stepped off of the train
the only thing left from this weekend is this heart-shaped stain
on my jeans
i binged on love, binged on sex, i nearly overdosed
i smoked outside in the cold, it was almost halloween
and when snow falls in october
when you've cried all you've cried
when québec's gone mouldy, and ontario's divine
it's friction where they pry
now i cannot afford toronto
and my skin is too thin for montréal
i'm starting to think that it ain't the city
i'll just never find love at all
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song for bobby (november 11, 2016)
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